Raleigh, the city that I live in, recently implemented stage one water restrictions. This means I can water with a sprinkler once a week, and by hand with a hose twice a week.
This simplifies my life. Whereas I once had to be concerned about watering every other day, now I only need to be concerned about watering once a week.
Better yet, once my plants and grass die from lack of water, I won’t have to water at all. Thank you, City of Raleigh, for helping me simplify my schedule this way.
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